#HANK HILL YEP SERIES#

They also made a point of showing the viewers that not all Texans are rednecks, oil barons, or rodeo stars.

#HANK HILL YEP SERIES#

Hank’s wife, Peggy is a substitute teacher and his niece, Luanne is a 20-something young lady who needs a lot of supervision, to say the least.Īt first, I thought these roles would be too stereotypical for the show to catch on, but it turned out that the writers of the series often mixed in substance with the characters’ shortcomings. Dale is the conspiracy theory enthusiast, Bill plays the part of the gullible, yet cheerful neighbor, and Boomhauer takes the role of the mumbling ladies’ man. For those of you unfamiliar with the series, Hank is a no-nonsense, middle age, middle income, average guy whose trade is propane and propane accessories. Each one of the guys on the show reminds me of someone I have actually known. I had moved to Texas not long before the show debuted in 1997 and, like most instant fans, I associated the main characters with real life figures. Many of you will certainly recall the hit animated comedy series, King of the Hill – it was certainly one of my favorites. So now it's time to celebrate with a beer, yep.Opinion column: The opinions expressed by the author do not necessarily refl ect the opinions and viewpoints of The Examiner. You guys have put me down less than Si puts down his cup. When the fact is Walmart is reason they make their money. How nerve wrecking that these sell-outs are trying to fight me, So that means to beat you two, we have to think like bitches. Now listen, to be fishes you have to think like fishes. Your verses are more crap, than what Bobby listens to. Let go of my purse! I don't even know you! *kicks Willie in the crotch* The truth is, we'd buy from Fatherton before ever visiting you! I don't want to hear a quack, so just shut your trap, dude! Lemme tell you the story about how we kicked Hank's ass out of Texas! We'll call you out like a Duck Commander, so listen when we wreck this! Our rhymes are cooler than my iced tea, so prepare to feel a chill! Hey, hey, hey we'll push this king off his hill, Spitting Duck Call after Duck Call, your friends will drop by the numbers! We'll shoot you down like Duck Hunter, so prepare to fall under, With the head of the family being a homophobic, teen-marrying, LOSER! Who'd want to watch a dumb show about redneck ex-drug users? If you werent my enemies I'd slap you, making your sunburn redder! I'm not saying you're not good at rapping, I'm just saying I'm better. I'm the king, and you'll feel the pro-pain that I bring at last. You think you can rap against me? You can't even talk to your ducks!ĭon't talk about my urethra, BWAH! I'm gonna kick your ass! Willie, you giblet head, you're really out of luck! Your chances of winning are as narrow as your urethra. It doesn't take a Boggle tournament just to know that we beat ya.

I've eaten 'coon crap that tasted better than your barbeque,

It's a fact, Jack, we'll double team to spit hard at you, Here's Redneck Rule #1: Learn to never mess with me! Quit kidding, man, you sell cocaine and cocaine accessories, It's time to Dine with the Dynasty, you're facing Willie and Si!ĭon't you dare complain, Hank, you'll have to Dale with it this time. Hank and Bobby Hill will remain in plain text as well. Note: Willie is in this color, and Si is in this color. If both members are rapping together, it will appear in plain text. JMB as Willie Robertson (video) and Hank Hill (audio) KaboomGoesMaximus as Willie Robertson (audio)

Hank hill yep